Ammar Kubba: Newest Spokesman for .XXX Domain Registry

After seeing the perfectly manicured adult film star-esque mustache currently being rocked by Ammar Kubba in support of Movember, the ICM Registry has hired Kubba to be its newest .XXX domain name spokesman / spokesmodel.

Kubba will be working alongside Ron Jeremy, as the two primary male .XXX spokesmen. Said Kubba, “I take my work very seriously, much like my mustache. It’s an honor to team up with Ron Jeremy, someone whom I have admired for a very, very long time.” Kubba continued to tell a story about the first time he learned about Ron Jeremy, but unfortunately, I can’t publish it on this blog.

Charitably, all earnings from Kubba’s spokesman position will be donated to the Movember foundation, which is helping to “raise vital funds and awareness for men’s health, specifically prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men.” To date, Kubba has helped to raise over $2,300 for the organization. To donate to this great cause, visit http://mobro.co/Kubba

Ironically, the first event Kubba and Jeremy will be appearing at is a prostate cancer screening event sponsored by .XXX. (Kubba and Jeremy will not be doing the screenings).

Important Disclaimers: No animals were harmed by Ammar Kubba in creating the mustache. Neither Ammar Kubba nor the ICM Registry approved the contents of this article. Ron Jeremy may or may not be a spokesman for .XXX. The entirety of this article was fabricated, except for the mustache part.

Comments (15)

Ammar Kubba

November 18th, 2011 at 4:34 pm

The cat’s out of the bag…

Acro

November 18th, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Elliot, you’re hereby hired as a writer for DomainGang

Elliot Silver

November 18th, 2011 at 4:44 pm

@ Acro

Sorry for stealing your schtick

Acro

November 18th, 2011 at 4:51 pm

No, you did one better +1

Stuart Lawley

November 18th, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Hilarious chaps, absolutely hilarious.!!

We must stop giving Elliot the scoop on our Press Releases…..

Ashley

November 18th, 2011 at 5:07 pm

HAHA this is awesome, nicely done.

Uzoma

November 18th, 2011 at 5:44 pm

Elliot,

You forgot to put the 59% at the bottom!

Adam

November 18th, 2011 at 8:00 pm

Dang dude! first you copy shane then theo?
Please leave the lame comedy for domaingang

Elliot Silver

November 18th, 2011 at 8:34 pm

@ Adam

Oh, the irony… this coming from the editor of Domain Name News, whose most recent article was a compilation of news articles from other sites:

http://www.domainnamenews.com/weekly-highlights/week-domains/9899

Josh

November 18th, 2011 at 9:22 pm

Now I am confused, was this a joke or not?

PS I love DNN.

Elliot Silver

November 18th, 2011 at 10:04 pm

“Now I am confused”

@ Josh

You’re kidding, right? Did any part of this actually seem believable to you? I don’t think anyone else actually thought it was real.

Of course I like DNN too. Just busting Adam’s balls a little bit.

Josh

November 18th, 2011 at 11:00 pm

Honestly, yes I did. I mean he did grow a stach, .xxx is in promo mode, Ron jeremy is cheap, you put up a pic. It came from you so I assumed real.

Truth be told he may have a liable suit here LOL

Elliot Silver

November 18th, 2011 at 11:13 pm

@ Josh

Who? Ammar? He was the first to comment and approved the contents of the post I’ve also posted two other articles discussing how he’s growing his moustache to raise money for the Movember organization (a great cause, BTW) in the last couple of weeks.

Just in case there was any confusion, there was also a sentence at the end that says “The entirety of this article was fabricated, except for the mustache part.” I guess you didn’t read the entire post?

Adam

November 18th, 2011 at 11:41 pm

Thanks for the link love bro. We love the Sherpa too.

Josh

November 18th, 2011 at 11:45 pm

I was joking E and no I didnt read the disclaimer, I never thought I had to do that here