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Name That Caption: Dedicated Domainer

Dedicated Domainer

Yesterday I created a contest based on the picture above, with the creator of the best caption receiving a $10 Starbucks gift card. Instead of selecting the winner on my own, I chose the top 5 for you guys to vote on today. Winner will be the caption with the most votes in the comment section. If I don’t blog next week, send out a search party (and start with Lonnie first).

Top 5 captions:

1) “Dell Laptop: $1800
Wifi Card: $149
Unlimited data plan: $49/month

Finding an outlet when your battery dies in the middle of an auction: Priceless”

2) “Can you paint a little faster? This laptop’s getting heavy.”

3) “Dear, I said leave the laptop at the hotel.”
“Look. This ride has an outlet. I can check my auction now.”

4) “Who says I have a problem–I can stop domaining anytime I want to!”

5) “There comes a time in every man’s life when he must stand up and tell his mother that he is an adult. This usually happens at around the age of 40 and in Lonnie’s case, by email.”

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Comments (13)

owen

June 21st, 2008 at 10:36 am    

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(E: need to get that voting widget like berkens uses)

Lance

June 21st, 2008 at 10:52 am    

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My vote is for #2 – “Can you paint a little faster? This laptop’s getting heavy.”

Gerry

June 21st, 2008 at 10:56 am    

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I can not believe there is no crack about the arrow pointing to “the service dock”.

I had no idea they were calling the male genitalia that these days.

But, hey, if it fits…

Domainer

June 21st, 2008 at 11:56 am    

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Do we have to select from those five? j/k.

My vote is for #1.

Peter Askew

June 21st, 2008 at 1:47 pm    

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number 5 !

Ed - Michigan

June 21st, 2008 at 2:05 pm    

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#1.

Ricky

June 21st, 2008 at 2:55 pm    

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Gerry Says:

June 21st, 2008 at 10:56 am
I can not believe there is no crack about the arrow pointing to “the service dock”.

I had no idea they were calling the male genitalia that these days.

But, hey, if it fits…

Gerry,
I did make a crack at it but was not selected :(

Kelly Lieberman

June 21st, 2008 at 4:32 pm    

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#1, with an honorable mention to Gerry’s joke about “the service dock”!

Germ

June 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 am    

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#5 has my vote.

Steve M

June 22nd, 2008 at 1:26 am    

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#5.

admin

June 23rd, 2008 at 10:08 pm    

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#1 is the Winner!

Manny

June 26th, 2008 at 8:53 am    

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Elliot,
Thanks..
Please take the prize money and donate it to your favorite local charity.

Manny

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